ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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The dick lei will go down in squad history
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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