unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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