How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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