Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
please come you make the beer taste better
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
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I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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