he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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