I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
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I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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