Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i barfeds in our rink
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
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Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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