Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
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Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
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