Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
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If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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