Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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