Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
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this must be what syphilis tastes like
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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