I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
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I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
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You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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