Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
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We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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