Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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