It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
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Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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