is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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