don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Four minutes until I can fart!
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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