i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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