Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
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The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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