i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
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Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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