honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
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doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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