bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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