The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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