He is an equal opportunity slut.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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