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He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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