Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
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do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
It's never too late to be topless.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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