pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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