He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
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come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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