Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
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And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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