A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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