there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
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i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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