He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
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I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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