I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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