If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
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She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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