U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
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It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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