Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
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you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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