My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
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I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
You need a sexual gate keeper
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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