I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
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I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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