she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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