i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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