You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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