I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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