He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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