But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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