Have you finally orgasmed yet?
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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