Swine flu. Run for my life!
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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