Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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