i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
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You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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