looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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