i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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